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Date: Wed, 07 May 1997 23:30:33 -0700
From:Aaron Neathery
Subject: You think YOU'VE got it bad!

You think you've got it bad? I have to LIVE HERE IN THE US and THIS IS ALL WE GET! Imagine this: the shows YOU get in Australia are the BEST OUR TELEVISION NETWORKS HAVE TO OFFER! You should see the shows that never make it overseas! This week, the big three networks are running their lousy sitcoms in 3-D as if that'll HELP! GOD SAVE US ALL!!!!!

I sympathise totally. You're lucky you don't get any Australian sitcoms, because they're just as bad.

Date: Wed, 8 May 1996 14:37:43 -0400
From: Some moron too gutless to put their own name or write anything.
Subject: Seinfeld ROCK and you dont
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Another intelligent comment from a longterm Seinfeld fan.

Date: Fri, 10 May 1996 00:06:58 +0200
From: A person whose name can't be mentioned.
Subject: seinfeld does NOT suck

Seinfeld is the funniest comedy known to man. No Australian freak can deny that. Seinfeld rules!!!!!!!!1

I am very disturbed at the amount of crap Australia is getting. We have bad shows too, just not as bad as Seinfeld!

From: Another person whose name can't be mentioned.
Date: Sat, 10 May 1997 17:11:04 -0700
Subject: Terrible
If that wasn't the worst web-site I have ever seen then I don't know what is. Do you honestly think you are cool because you have an opinion, I have some news for you, opinions are like butts everybodys got one and they stink, especially yours, I can't believe that you can attribute the fact that people like Seinfeld to their lack of intelligence, I love seinfeld and yet I am extremly bright. To tell you the truth, you make me sick. I have been to Australia, it was the most beautiful place I have ever vistited, so what happened to you. Well, I would enjoy making fun of your retort so go ahead and give one at (?)

Wow, you must be 'extremly' bright if you can't even spell properly or use punctuation.
It's good to hear that you 'visitited' Australia though.

Date: Sat, 17 May 1997 16:52:51 +1000
From: helen.claringbold@visionet.com.au (Helen Claringbold)
Subject: seinfeld

I just wanted to say that Seinfeld is also boring me, I think the main reason people like it is because they are happy their lives are not that pathetic. I definitely agree about how crap Caroline in the City and the Drew Carey show are. I LOVE Monty Python, that is true humour.

At last! A truly enlightened person!

Date: Mon, 19 May 1997 17:40:38 -0700
From: someloser@moron.com
Subject: Signed Guestbook

You Australian Bitch. What shows does your country have?
Oh yeah, mate.

Once again, there's a reference to me being Australian. I don't see what difference it makes, I don't think Seinfeld is a loser just because he's American. I just don't find him funny at all.

From: djh@axionet.com
Date: Thu, 22 May 1997 19:42:54 -0700 (PDT)

you're right. Comedies here in the us suck, they are not funny! the only one's with wit are the simpsons,but I must say, seinfeld is not as bad as the other ones, there's a reason it's no.1.

Yes, it does seem to me that Simpsons is the only comedy with wit. The humour is just so much more sophisticated than Seinfeld. I mean, you actually have to THINK about some of the jokes!

Date: Fri, 23 May 1997 20:25:35 -0500
From: Charles
Subject: Signed Guestbook
You stink!! Seinfeld is the best show on T.V!!!

Does a pattern seem to be developing here? It seems Seinfeld fans can only think of one insult and that is 'You stink'. Maybe it's a Seinfeld joke, but they all seem like a pack of bloody lemmings to me.

Date: Sat, 02 Aug 1997 19:53:41 +0400
From: Neel Shah
Organization: Dedicated to Seinfeld
Subject: Was on your STUPID hate page
You are an ass hole. You have no taste of good acting. Are you trying to say the whole of America and the whole of Australia has a bad sense of humour and you only are the right one. NBC should due over a page like this. dumbo

Well, it seems dumbo is an apt name for this person. What's the matter, too afraid I'll make fun of you if you leave an address...

On the moroning of August 1, 1997 a person by the name of Ross submitted a comment to the guesst book of a Seinfeild web site you might not be aware that this is a patroled web site and any person or persons who say somthing bad about the comical tv show titled Seinfeld and submit to the owner of the web site will be fine three hundred(300) Americian dollars. This is only a warning. Don't let it happen again. You have been wored.

Is this supposed to be serious? It looks like it was written by an eight year old. I received this after signing someone's guestbook, and 'accidently' writing the word 'fucking' when I was requested not to. Naughty, naughty me...

Date: Tue, 02 Sep 1997 09:21:08 -0500
From: User
It sounds like you don't like anything that comes from America! I'll have to agree that there is a lot of crap on TV--Full House, Family Matters etc. But you picked the one show that is continually unique from all other shows. All other shows do have the same dead jokes that are repeated over and over. However Seinfeld comes up with new situations.

How come everything you hate comes from America? Cus EVERYTHING comes from America! When your carrying the entertainment world on your back, some of it is bound to be shit. USA has the most shows therefore the most shitty shows--(plus Bob Saget).

But your argument is weak. Monty Python-that comedy is stupid comedy-like Naked Gun-or anything Jim Carrey makes. Typically 11-14 year old boys are the ones who like this comedy. Are you 11? or 12? Who's your favorite musician, Weird Al Yankovich?
Seinfeld is funny because they make a big deal out of stuff that everyone thinks but is to polite to say. People watch it and say "Hey that's happened to me!"
Yeah, I like Monty Python it sure is funny. And I like Weird Al Yankovich and Jim Carrey. Just act dumb and I laugh afterall I'm Australian- I laugh at so stupid it's funny comedy. period.

OK EGO-Australian would you like Seinfeld if it was Australian and they played it in America with the same popularity? YES you would brag your ass off about it! Yes you would!

You talk About our ignorance of you guys? You base America on TV shows- same as the Crocodile Dundee thing.

I'll bet you don't like Michael Jordan, Pearl Jam, Clint Eastwood, or McDonalds either!

JUST because they are Americanized icons. YA hate baseball too?

Your like the little kid down the block.....When somebody gets a new bike the little kid says it's ugly or cheap. Or has to say that he's getting a better one.

Whatever........I don't have an E-Mail Address I wish I did cus this is fun. I 'm curious to see your comebacks. Why don't you just stick it right on your page. Call me Jake from Chicago....(I'm not exactly from Chicago so don't think you can hurt my feelings with city cut lows.)

Jake

Well Jake, I'm sorry this is a bit late, but here's my response. It seems to you've done a whole psychological analysis of me. Yes, I hate McDonalds because it is tastless, nutritionless crap. I think baseball is a stupid, boring game for men with fat arses. Pearl Jam suck because they write possibly the most boring music on the planet. Clint Eastwood is pretty cool though...
Jim Carrey is fucking STUPID, not funny at all. If Seinfeld was Australian I would not 'brag my ass off about it'. I would hang my head in shame. I hate it because of the show, not because of the country it come from! It seems that a person can't mention the words 'hate' and 'America' in the same space without a million yanks jumping down their throat. I'm not attacking America, so stop getting so damn defensive!
Oh yeah, what is a 'city cut low'? It sounds like stupid intercity bitching. Come on, grow up...

From: DCNMAC@aol.com
Date: Sat, 6 Sep 1997 14:16:46 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: seinfield
you suck you're just jealous of jerry seinfield get a life and get over it seinfield is the best show since homefront

It's amazing how many Seinfeld 'fans' can't even bloody spell it. Too much Seinfeld fries the brain...

From: Fuck-You@Seinfeld-Rockz.net
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 1997 23:45:47 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Seinfeld anint suck..You do Fucker!!!!!
Come on BITCH ..
` Fuck you tripin on bud bitch..man you all messed up..
SEINFELD RULEZ TV AND THA WORLD!!!!!!!
man you must be some dam old retard..
oh dont try ta respond 2 dis letter...
PS:- i love ta hate ya Seinfeld Crap hole of a page
later loser

What language is this? Dickhead-English?

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